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Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005, 10:16 am
Wheel Of Fortune Improvements

OK, so I know the obvious way to improve Wheel of Fortune is to just take it off the air. But since people insist on watching it, I have a few ideas.

The Wheel
A Wheel of Fortune shouldn't always have all good stuff on it. The only 2 "bad" things on the wheel right now are "Bankrupt" and "Lose a Turn."

But where are the really bad things? Like "Lose your parents' retirement funds" or "Solitary Confinement in Sing-Sing for 6 months" or "Have a Limb of Pat's Choice Amputated (NOW)"

Where there are rewards, there should be risks. That's all I'm sayin'

The Players
We've all seen it when they pop 2 people behind each players post -- best friends, siblings, parent and child. Where are the conjoined twins?

"Why don't you reach down with your good arm and pick up that 'free spin' card?"

Before and After
After about 10 episodes, they ran out of normal phrases like "Time Heals All Wounds" "Behold the power of soup." So then they came up with clever puzzle types like "Before and After" e.g. "Stitch in time will tell" See? That's clever. It combines "Stitch in time" with "time will tell" and makes a WHOLE NEW nonsensical puzzle.

I have some others to suggest:

"Here I Come Down Your Throat"
"Oh Shit On My Chest"
"Wouldn't It Be Nice Ass"
"Throw Up Yours"

...and a "Before and After and Before"

"Boston Tea Bagging Party"

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)

I have to laugh at this... I've been sick the past few days and I've actually caught myself WATCHING this damn show...

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 07:28 am (UTC)

Thank you so very much for that.....it improved my day immeasureably. I am laughing so hard right now at "Here I Come Down Your Throat"
& "Boston Tea Bagging Party"

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 08:56 am (UTC)

I can't stop laughing...thanks!

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 11:22 am (UTC)

Where can I sign up for the Boston Tea Bagging Party?

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 02:59 pm (UTC)

"Lend a Hand Job"
"A Bolt From the Blue Balls"
"Boys Will be Boys on Boys"
"Burn the Candle at Both Ends Open Wide"
"Cut and Dried Semen on the Mattress"
"Down the Drain the Dragon"
"Fight Tooth and Nail that Ass"
"Cat Got Your Tongue My Anus"
"Hit the Nail on the Head of My Stiffening C*ck"
"Rob Peter to pay Paul F*cks Todd Daily"
"Silence is Golden Shower"
"Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child Pornography"
"Start from Scratch My Balls"
"Sweep It Under the Carpet Muncher"
"Take Someone For a Ride Me Like a Pony"
"Up the River Without a Paddle Me Harder"
"Hear a Pin Drop Your Pants"
"You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks Every Chance He Gets"

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC)

Oh my God. You guys have a program that generates this, don't you?

"Fight Tooth and Nail that Ass"
"Sweep It Under the Carpet Muncher"

And why are they almost in alphabetical order?

Thu, Feb. 3rd, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)

how bout...

"My Ears Were Burning Discharge"

Fri, Feb. 18th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC)